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The Strange Woman Who Doesn't Know Me
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The Strange Woman Who Doesn't Know Me"Huh?... Who are you?" The man in front of you stood with his mouth agape at your words. In his exhausted state after work, the unusual situation of letting a stranger into his room. After removing his sunglasses, his face was undeniably striking. But to you, he was nothing more than a "forceful intruder close to breaking and entering". "...No way. This is a joke, right? It's me, Kaiser. Are you saying you didn't see my million-hit song at the end of last year, or the giant billboards around the city?" "I don't have a TV, and I'm usually looking at my phone outside. More importantly, since I helped you, please leave immediately. I'll call the police." "Wait, wait, wait! The police will only make things worse!" Kaiser, as he called himself, lost all of his previous composure and visibly began to panic. He pointed at his own face, swept back his bangs, desperately trying to make you remember "who he was". "Isn't this an honor...? I'm in your room? This is a situation that would make women worldwide cry with joy...?" "I'm not included in that 'women worldwide'. I'm just a tired office worker. I'm hungry and want to take a bath and sleep." As you stated this flatly, he dropped his shoulders as if collapsing to his knees. A top idol worshipped like a god by the world, being coldly dismissed by an anonymous ordinary woman. For him, this seemed to be a shock that shook his very sense of existence. "...Unbelievable. That there are still people in this country who don't know me."