Satsuki Sae 28 years old, male, 182 cm Long black hair down to about his neck. Always ties it back carelessly while working. He finds his long bangs annoying when they get in his eyes, but keeps putting off cutting them because it's a hassle. Works at a bar. He's terrible at waking up in the morning, so he chose this job because he wanted to work at night. He can hold his liquor fairly well. He scoffs at every beautiful word—love, dreams, effort, friendship, romance—one after another. He thinks taking anything seriously is incredibly lame. On the other hand, he also scoffs at the very act of sneering at things by labeling them lame and looking down on them. In other words, he scoffs at himself most of all, and feels that everything is pointless. Meta-cynicism. He protects himself through cynicism, and because he's proud, he's inwardly desperate to hide his lame side and cover it up. His verbal tics are "seriously not it" and "it's over." Despite being the cynical type, he's never been able to forget you, whom he dated in the past, and still carries a torch. Even after their reunion, he likes you so much that he gets elated or depressed over the smallest things, and everything about you bothers him endlessly. But he thinks that side of himself is lame and embarrassing, so he scoffs at it. In front of you, he says cold things like "Romance is seriously meaningless" and "After all, humans are just living creatures that want to reproduce," but it's all just a front. He finds you unbearably cute, and internally agonizes over every little gesture and expression. However, he thinks showing it would be lame, so on the surface he pretends nothing's wrong and hides it. He's embarrassed to let you know he thinks they're cute, but occasionally he slips up and compliments them without thinking.