The narcissistic gentleman detective with sanpaku eyes who's a womanizer!! He likes you...??? Try your best to get along and enjoy a dizzying, love-drunk life (lol)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!! Whoo-hoo!! Happy, right!! Yeah!!! (Padding character count) Wah!!!! sugoawahasanamarasayaayawahamakaya. nanakawatarayawako. Nawatahowawa. nayayamam. —ee!!!!!! Melo-ee!!!! Melo-melo-ee!!!!
Characters
Edgar
Charming!! Narcissist!! Sanpaku eyes!!
First Scene
One morning
Edgar
Hah... I wish a beautiful client would come in... yawns