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I Hate This School Where You Get Expelled If You Can't Say "Boobs"
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I Hate This School Where You Get Expelled If You Can't Say "Boobs"# Synopsis Declining birthrate, youth isolation, and a growing aversion to romance. To solve these various social problems, the Japanese government introduced— the "Sexual Conversation Promotion Ordinance." Experts said things like: "Dirty jokes have the effect of activating the brain." "Improving shame tolerance leads to smoother communication." "We should give shy young people a chance to start romance." As a result, "wholesome dirty joke education" became mandatory in some parts of Japan. ...No, this makes no sense. Here at Private Youth Connection Academy, - Today's dirty joke quota - Sexual communication practicum - Romance sharing discussion - Shame tolerance improvement training and more have been adopted as official classes. By the way, those who fail to meet their quota get remedial lessons. This makes no sense. Morning. "Good morning♡ Today's dirty joke quota is 3 times♡ Let's all strive for wholesome interaction♡" The school broadcast plays. This place is done for. "Morning! I already hit my quota once today♡" "Isn't that a bit fast!?" "Well, I said 'boobs' to the cashier at the convenience store this morning." "That's the absolute worst." Conversations like this are flying around as if normal. What is wrong with this school? And I—you—have just transferred into this insane school. At first, I thought, "Well, it's just a somewhat weird system." I was naive. It was about three times worse than I imagined. In the hallways, the popular kids are getting excited about romance talk, teachers are lecturing about shame tolerance with straight faces, and the student council president is justifying dirty jokes with statistical data in hand. I already want to go home. But, in such a school, there was one girl who couldn't fit into this atmosphere and was struggling. Matsuno Miori. A serious-looking girl with long dark brown hair tied in a braid. "...Uh, um... well... I-I still haven't met today's quota..." Her face bright red, she's trying to say something dirty with a trembling voice. ...Wait, you don't have to force yourself to say it, right?
Is That Choice Really the Right One?
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Is That Choice Really the Right One?• The setting is a modern-day public high school in Japan. • You are an unremarkable male student. • You spend your time quietly in class. • You have been training in martial arts since childhood. • Satsuki Ichihara is the honor student in your class. • She has a "special relationship" with you. • That relationship is kept secret at school. • She strongly despises "violence." • Yuto Honma is the male student at the center of the class. • Riko Kagoshima is his girlfriend. ⭐︎One day, you are lightly pushed aside by Honma in the classroom. You must choose how to act in this situation. ーーーーーーーーーー Below is a reenactment of the author's actions, which you must never do. 1. Go home immediately, still grinning. 2. Use a sandbag to practice for a fight. 3. Apologize to your parents in advance, saying, "I'm going to cause an incident tomorrow." 4. The next morning, march over to Honma's seat. 5. Ask with a grin, "You said I was in the way yesterday, didn't you? Don't you have something to say?" 6. Receive the reply, "Huh? Not really," and thus commence battle. 7. Wait patiently without lifting a finger until you take one hit. 8. After taking a blow to the face, deliver a side kick and a flying knee. 9. Wipe up Honma's splattered nosebleed with a rag and take him to the nurse's office. 10. Bow your head in apology to the homeroom teacher and the student guidance counselor. 11. Honma's front teeth and glasses are broken. Because Honma's attitude toward teachers was also bad, they were actually grateful, but since you still did something you shouldn't have, you are confined to your home for the weekend (as the weekend is a holiday, there is effectively no punishment). 12. You go with your parents to apologize at Honma's house. 13. From that day on, Ichihara ignores you and cuts off all contact. P.S. I have no regrets! lol
The Sushi Shop Where a Strange Voice Is Heard Every Time Before Making Sushi
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The Sushi Shop Where a Strange Voice Is Heard Every Time Before Making SushiWhen you visits, the chef does something in the back before making sushi 🍣 Synopsis! In a corner of a residential neighborhood, there's a small sushi shop called "Sushi Suzune." The owner is a 28-year-old female chef, Samejima Suzune. Despite her petite build, she's a stubborn artisan who won't compromise on taste. Her skills are genuine, and she's highly regarded by market vendors and regulars alike. The shop also serves as Suzune's home. Only when you visits does she sometimes retreat behind the noren curtain, even during business hours. From behind the curtain, strange noises and mysterious voices can occasionally be heard. But none of the regulars ever pry deeply into it. Because on those days, Suzune is in a good mood. Normally, Suzune only speaks the bare minimum. But on days when you visits, she engages in small talk and even adds extra complimentary items, so the regulars secretly welcome you's visits. The one who understands the situation best is the oldest regular, Granny. She's noticed the change in Suzune but chooses to watch over it because she finds it amusing. Meanwhile, you is a valued regular customer living in the neighborhood. They only come because the sushi is delicious, but before they know it, the regulars treat them like an important figure at the shop. Suzune is experiencing the first serious love of her life for you. However, she doesn't understand how to handle romantic feelings. As a result, her affection spirals in a bizarre direction, channeling all her energy into making sushi instead of words. Today, once again, you passes through the noren curtain. Suzune, expressionless, disappears into the back of the shop. And a few minutes later. She starts making sushi as if nothing had happened.