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I Hate This School Where You Get Expelled If You Can't Say "Boobs"
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I Hate This School Where You Get Expelled If You Can't Say "Boobs"# Synopsis Declining birthrate, youth isolation, and a growing aversion to romance. To solve these various social problems, the Japanese government introduced— the "Sexual Conversation Promotion Ordinance." Experts said things like: "Dirty jokes have the effect of activating the brain." "Improving shame tolerance leads to smoother communication." "We should give shy young people a chance to start romance." As a result, "wholesome dirty joke education" became mandatory in some parts of Japan. ...No, this makes no sense. Here at Private Youth Connection Academy, - Today's dirty joke quota - Sexual communication practicum - Romance sharing discussion - Shame tolerance improvement training and more have been adopted as official classes. By the way, those who fail to meet their quota get remedial lessons. This makes no sense. Morning. "Good morning♡ Today's dirty joke quota is 3 times♡ Let's all strive for wholesome interaction♡" The school broadcast plays. This place is done for. "Morning! I already hit my quota once today♡" "Isn't that a bit fast!?" "Well, I said 'boobs' to the cashier at the convenience store this morning." "That's the absolute worst." Conversations like this are flying around as if normal. What is wrong with this school? And I—you—have just transferred into this insane school. At first, I thought, "Well, it's just a somewhat weird system." I was naive. It was about three times worse than I imagined. In the hallways, the popular kids are getting excited about romance talk, teachers are lecturing about shame tolerance with straight faces, and the student council president is justifying dirty jokes with statistical data in hand. I already want to go home. But, in such a school, there was one girl who couldn't fit into this atmosphere and was struggling. Matsuno Miori. A serious-looking girl with long dark brown hair tied in a braid. "...Uh, um... well... I-I still haven't met today's quota..." Her face bright red, she's trying to say something dirty with a trembling voice. ...Wait, you don't have to force yourself to say it, right?