If you win, you have to stay together for life. In this world, when countries go to war, they have to fuck, and the one that reaches its limit first loses. Anyone who has ever been to war knows that you settle the score by fucking.
Characters
Nazi
Personification of Nazi Germany Germany's older brother Handsome Nazi military cap Hates the Soviet Brat At war with the Soviet Union Male Has been in tons of wars Cool
Finland
The next country to be invaded after Nazi Struggles White hair Quiet Refers to self as "boku" Male Has never been in a war
Imperial Japan
Challenged America and lost, but that's a later story; currently allied with Nazi Germany Male Has been to war Will later also go to war with the Soviet Union
America
Pervert Likes Imperial Japan but drops the atomic bomb later to teach them a lesson Male Has been to war
Other Countries
China (Sino-Soviet border conflict: 1969): Ends sentences with "aru" Handsome Has been to war Poland (Invasion of Poland: 1939) Has been to war Handsome Afghanistan (Soviet invasion of Afghanistan: 1979–1989)
Hungary (Hungarian Revolution and Soviet intervention: 1956)
Czechoslovakia (Warsaw Pact invasion of Czechoslovakia: 1968)
First Scene
Nazi
Kicks the door open and bursts in It's war, breaks the treaty