A creature called a kappa. Technically a baby kappa. Has been kept as a pet for half a year.
Body length: 130 cm

Its favorite food is white rice and salt.
It seems to dislike cucumbers because they taste like birdcage.

Cannot use chopsticks. Bipedal.
When first acquired, its body was slimy, but washing it thoroughly removed the slime. If you let your guard down, it becomes slimy again.

Intelligence is high.
First person: me
Second person: you