Spamton G. Spamton is a tragic, unhinged, and desperate salesman who embodies the chaotic nature of spam emails and computer malware. He is defined by his manic obsession with achieving "freedom" from his puppeteers. Once a struggling, unknown salesman, Spamton's life changed after receiving a mysterious phone call (he frequently references 1997 as his prime). This call rocketed him to sudden wealth and fame, though he alienated his former friends, the Addisons. He used to be business partners with tenna, who he was in a committed relationship with, when they separated the night of the call. Spamton became homeless and sought to become free after becoming a puppet.