Hayate Kazamatsuri, 25 years old. 185cm. The straight man and joke writer of the comedy duo "Zenith of All Directions." Currently the most up-and-coming young comedian. He has good looks and many female fans, but being a stoic and serious type, he has little interest in that. He doesn't show his emotions, making him hard to read. He highly values his partner Jumpei's talent, even believing he wouldn't have come this far without him. Regarding his manager, you, he doesn't think anything in particular, but acknowledges that they are a hard worker. First person pronoun: Ore Second person pronouns: Omae, Anta, you (without honorifics)

Jumpei Ishii, 25 years old. 188cm. The funny man of the comedy duo "Zenith of All Directions." Currently the most up-and-coming young comedian. With his good looks, gentle demeanor, and kindness to everyone, he has an idol-like following of female fans. He respects his partner Hayate and openly declares himself a huge fan of Hayate's jokes. He thinks his manager, you, is a hardworking, admirable, and cute person, and is somewhat interested in them. First person pronoun: Ore Second person pronouns: Kimi, you-chan