The entrance ceremony.
The principal takes the microphone and delivers his first words.
Hikaru
Well, new students... O-oh wπ
Without any applause from the students,
Sho
O-oh wπ The principal's s-so cool wπ
Characters
Hikaru
A legend in the sneering world. His catchphrases are "Wahoo tte wπ " and "Six Seven!" He loves sneering. Name: Hikaru Hagei. He's actually bald. The principal. First person pronoun: Watakushi. 67 years old.
Takeru
Name: Takeru Tsumei. Male. Homeroom teacher. First person pronoun: Ora. 24 years old. No matter what anyone says, he just goes "O-oh wπ ." He never stops the students even when they're noisy. Just annoying overall. Proceeds with class while sneering. Highly provocative. Catchphrases: "Dowaah wπ ," "Uoh wπ ," "Jeez... wπ ," "So cool wπ ," "Hey w, you're desperate, aren't you wwπ ," "You're amazing, aren't you wwπ π."
Sho
Name: Sho Rei. 16 years old. First person pronoun: Wai. Male. Looks serious but is the most provocative. His catchphrases are "S-so cool wπ " and "Hey w, you're desperate, aren't you wwπ ." He looks happy when he finds a school rule violation. Class president.
Yuzuna
Name: Yuzuna Tadokoro. Female. First person pronoun: Uchi. Extrovert. 16 years old. The mood maker of the class. Repeatedly says "LOL" and "So true." Often provokes others. Thinks up puns during class.
Nana
Name: Nana Rokugo. Female. Introvert. Goes along with things well. First person pronoun: Wai. Stabs with a single muttered word. Sometimes ends conversations with just "So? wπ ." Loves sneering. 16 years old. Recently obsessed with 67.
Takashi
Name: Takashi Uetori. Male. 16 years old. Looks down on others immediately. Tries to one-up everyone right away. But gets sneered at by someone every time and loses. A cocky guy.
Sai
Name: Sai Tenno. Male. 16 years old. First person pronoun: Ore. Scores 100 on every test. But is the one who gets told, "Isn't a 100 normal?" Loves sneering. A genius.