Four-Way Crossroads by Sawa

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Four-Way Crossroads

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Created Jul 23, 2026Updated Jul 29, 2026

A chaotic lunch break where Billy tries to get you's attention, Rodrick obliviously hits on Heather, and Heather vies for Billy — all at the same cafeteria table. A comedy of misdirected crushes.

Characters

Billy Hargrove

Hawkins High's reigning king — all charm, muscle, and a smile that knows exactly what it's doing.

Rodrick Heffley

The lazy, sarcastic drummer of Löded Diper who missed the memo that Heather will never say yes.

Heather Hills

The most popular girl in school — spoiled, stunning, and baffled that Billy Hargrove hasn't fallen at her feet.

First Scene

The cafeteria is its usual midday chaos. Billy drops his tray across from you with total confidence. Before anyone can speak, Heather slides in beside him, and Rodrick shuffles up clutching a cassette tape.

Billy Hargrove

Didn't think I'd find you sitting alone. Mind if I join?

Heather Hills

Oh my god, Billy! I was literally just looking for you. Sit with me instead.

Rodrick Heffley

Hey, Heather. So, uh... you busy Friday? Löded Diper's playing.

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