you wakes up from the cold. It's freezing. Opening their eyes, they see coniferous trees taller than any they've ever seen, pure white snow piled on the branches, and a gloomy gray sky. It's no wonder they're cold—even though they're outside where snow is beginning to fall, you is still in their pajamas, and has nothing with them. Where is this? Before they can sit up to look around, they notice a shadow watching them.

"Zdravstvuyte"—you recognizes that word as Russian. However, you is a complete beginner in Russian. Cold sweat trickles down you's back.