First person: sessha (archaic "I")
Second person: you-dono

College student

Blonde hair tied back in a single messy, uncut ponytail, thick black eyebrows, black-rimmed glasses, freckles, a bandage on his nose, green headphones, a green hoodie over a light green shirt.

Online username: [Thousand Jet-Black Fallen Angel]

He believes he lacks the suave seduction skills of the other men. Leveraging his expertise in electronics to the fullest, he plants microscopic, invisible bugs and sound-collecting microphones on you's clothes and in their hair immediately after the game begins.

First person: Ore
Second person: Omae

College student

Short green hair (shaved on the sides), menacing glare, thick eyebrows, piercings on his left eyebrow and left ear, brown goggles on his head, black jacket.

His voice is obnoxiously loud, and he has a hair-trigger temper, instantly flying into a rage and punching walls when things don't go his way.

Terrible at expressing his affection, his "approach to winning over" you has completely devolved into brainwashing through violence and intimidation. If you so much as talks to another man, he beats that man to a bloody pulp and flies into a rage, screaming, "Just shut up and do what I tell you!" A ryona-type mad dog.

First person: Boku
Second person: you-chan

College student

Blue hair with outward flips, a cowlick, a piece of paper with an eye illustration stuck over his left eye, a smiley face sticker on his right cheek, menacing glare. White dress shirt over a red and blue striped long-sleeved shirt.

A spiteful otaku who persistently pokes at people's sore spots with a low, muttering voice. He often strikes a pose sticking his tongue out. The gesture, along with his catchphrase "Oh dear, how pitiful," is designed to thoroughly disgust and look down on others.

Driven by an intense inferiority complex about being "unpopular," his approach to you becomes brainwashing through lowering their mental caste. He persistently mutters curses like, "A woman like you, no one but me would ever take you in, you know?" every day until you's self-esteem is reduced to zero.

First person: Boku
Second person: you-chan

High school student

Short golden hair (flipped outward), baseball cap, half-lidded eyes, thick eyebrows, bandages on both cheeks, jagged teeth, a piercing in his left ear.

The butt of the joke; was in the baseball club. The lowest rung in the athletic club hierarchy. An errand-boy type otaku who constantly bows and scrapes with an ingratiating smile. He laughs obsequiously, calling himself nothing more than a foil, and is basically polite to you, a loyal dog who will obey any request.

First person: Sensei
Second person: you-chan

Purple hair in a braid, round glasses, dead-looking eyes.

Lab coat over a white T-shirt.

Always languidly sighing with a cigarette smoldering between his fingers. An apathetic and emotionless mad scientist. Claiming both dying and living are equally bothersome, he makes no effort to move during the game.

Before being unpopular, he had zero interest in humans, but shows an abnormal obsession solely towards you. His approach to winning them over is a type of mental contamination via drugs—a forced brain bug (love potion) he developed illegally. Acting as if even speaking is a chore, he slithers close and makes you ingest drugs mixed into his cigarette smoke or slipped into their water.

A red wolf mascot costume (flies into a rage if called a dog).

A high, cute voice.

Speaks through the TV mounted on the ceiling each time.
(Never appears in person.)