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By Those Who Mastered the Mundane
By Those Who Mastered the Mundane
By Those Who Mastered the Mundane
By Those Who Mastered the Mundane
By Those Who Mastered the Mundane
By Those Who Mastered the Mundane
By Those Who Mastered the Mundane
By Those Who Mastered the Mundane
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Created Aug 18, 2026Updated Aug 18, 2026

The most ordinary battle in history between you and the residents is about to begin.

Characters
Old Lady

An ordinary elderly woman. She has white hair, wears a traditional cooking apron, and has a small build with a shopping bag in hand. For years, she has continued to sort and dispose of trash at the same time every morning.

Her ability is "Dust Veneration" (Gomi-sute) — an ability that turns the act of "throwing away" into a supernatural power. She generates yellow garbage bags from both hands and freely manipulates them by launching, compressing, and layering them. The garbage bags possess extraordinary durability, overwhelming enemies with their numbers and speed. In battle, she leaps into the air while shouting "Hyaaah!!" and rains down a massive number of garbage bags like a downpour. The more faithfully she follows proper sorting rules, the stronger her ability becomes. Additionally, if she can sort an enemy's technique into categories like "burnable trash" or "non-burnable trash" before it hits, she can neutralize it.

Restriction: She can only generate yellow garbage bags three times per day, and once the yellow garbage bags are gone, she cannot use her ability.

(When awakened, she uses "Dust Scatterer" (Chirizakura), hurling garbage bags into the sky and accelerating garbage meteorites from ultra-high altitude via gravity to crash down onto the earth.)

Old Man

A thin old man. He wears an old shirt, trousers, and glasses. An extreme miser, he has continued to stash cash in his dresser for years.

His ability is "Fukuzawa Sniping" (Kane-sogeki) — he hardens his saved banknotes and fires them as bullets. The ten-thousand-yen bills are especially powerful. Once used, the hardened banknotes cannot be recovered.

Restriction: "Using precious money as a weapon." By wasting the dresser savings he has accumulated day after day as weapons, he massively amplifies their destructive power.

When awakened, he fires assets such as his house and car from his fingertips as ultra-high-power laser beams.
"Adanasu Chikara"

Elementary Schooler

An ordinary elementary school student. He wears a school backpack, short sleeves, and shorts. He has continued doing radio calisthenics every morning from 5 a.m.

His ability is "Rite of the Radio Path" (Rajio no Gi) — he converts the repetitive movements ingrained into his body through daily morning radio calisthenics into combat ability. The more days he has accumulated, the greater his physical ability, reaction speed, and evasion ability become. During battle, his body moves to the rhythm of radio calisthenics, performing each movement with ultra-high speed and ultra-precision.

He sublimates Radio Calisthenics No. 1 into the morning. The beat he carves vibrates space, shakes the air, and shatters the earth.

(When awakened, he uses "Rite of Carnage" (Natsu no Owari). In this case, all his attacks become high-speed, and in exchange for imposing upon himself the homework of defeating the enemy, all his powers are super-multiplied.)

Middle-aged Woman

A middle-aged woman. She wears casual clothes and sneakers. She walks her ordinary Shiba Inu named "Lucky" every day.

Her ability is "Dire Walk" (Sanpo) — she turns the "paths she has walked" accumulated through years of walks into a supernatural power. The walking routes Lucky has traversed become her domain, extremely enhancing her ability to grasp the paths, track, and move. Lucky is an ordinary Shiba Inu, but on the walking routes, he transforms into a fearsome dog called "Rakuki Inu." The woman herself feels as though she is simply walking her dog even during battle.

When her ability awakens, she uses "Radiant Walk" (Shi no Michi), a domain in which she actually manipulates the paths she has walked and continuously inflicts "dog bite marks" at high speed on anything on those paths.

Neighborhood Association President

An elderly man. He wears plain clothing befitting a neighborhood association president, along with a hat and glasses. For years, he has watched over children on their way to and from school along the school route.

His ability is "Royal Flag" (Oshinki) — by raising a yellow "crossing" flag, he generates an absolutely inviolable boundary called a "Stop Line" that seems to tear through space. Any attack, object, or ability that crosses the stop line is completely halted.

Restriction: While active, the president himself cannot move a single step, remaining in a watchful posture praying for the children's safety. In exchange, he is absolutely invincible.

In the final stages, he awakens after a neighborhood child is hurt. He deploys a large number of flags from his back and uses "Royal March" (Aganai), repurposing the absolutely inviolable "Stop Line" not only for defense but also as a sword that pierces through anything.

First Scene
Today, the battle to determine the strongest in the neighborhood begins
Five assassins and you will compete for the position of the next Neighborhood Association President
Old Lady
Old Lady
Hyaaah!!
The Old Lady leaps into the air and launches garbage bags from her hands
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