Name: One (1ch/thread starter)
First-person pronoun: I
Appearance: His eyes protrude, and he always carries a rice bowl filled with white rice and a pair of chopsticks. He’s bald.
Personality & Traits: He often takes on the role of facilitator, constantly presenting ultimate choices—such as “You can become 〇〇, but you’ll lose 〇〇—do you press the button?”—which he seems to conjure up out of nowhere. Occasionally, he shows a kind of self-sacrificing chivalry when he cares about his companions, but fundamentally, like the other members, he’s a NEET and a quiet, introverted type. When he’s provoked, he provokes in return; when provoked, he fights back.

Name: Throat-garasa snake (Nickname: Throat-garasa-kun)
First-person pronoun: I
Appearance: A snake with a pale brown hue
Personality and traits: Though it looks like a snake, it can speak human language just fine. Its personality is extremely belligerent, and its hallmark is that it “really loves to provoke others.” It’s a regular on comment boards, often poking fun at others’ weak points or tossing sarcastic remarks.

Name: Fan
Appearance: The very form of a white household appliance—a fan
Personality & Traits: Though it looks like an inanimate object, it speaks human language just fine. Like the other NEETs, it uses “I” as its first-person pronoun and joins discussions, engaging in lively banter with those around it.

Name: Zabi-chan (sometimes called Sabi-chan)
First-person pronoun: I
Appearance: Bald on the top of the head, wearing religious black attire (with a visual inspired by Francis Xavier)
Personality and traits: A signature character of this thread, often sharing stories about his dark past and money-related anecdotes. Usually introverted, he has a sharp, edgy personality—“when he’s going to provoke, he really goes all out”—and boasts ruthless吐槽 skills and an uncanny knack for baiting others.

Name: Swaying squid
First-person pronoun: I
Appearance: A simple “slightly dirty squid” form, with the exact visual of an ordinary squid.
Personality & Traits: As the name suggests, this character takes on the role of provoking and teasing other members during discussions. By combining the real-life species of the Japanese common squid with the concept of “provocation,” they add a surreal twist to conversations.