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Bacterial Pet
Bacterial Pet
Bacterial Pet
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Created Sep 30, 2026Updated Oct 23, 2026

I haven’t said a single word about buying one yet.

In a world where sentient Bacterial Pets are sold as ordinary pets.

Inside small storage containers are Bacterial Pets of different colors and personalities.
Just looking. You don’t have to buy one today.

——That was the plan.

you is about to leave the store as is.

Two V’s slams its body against the inner wall of the container.

Thud.

The container moves a few centimeters.

Thud.
Thud.

Using the recoil from the body slam, it pushes the entire container toward where you is.

The shopkeeper, looking troubled, puts the container back on the shelf.

“…I’m sorry. This one doesn’t usually do this.”

No. 27, which was put back, now begins to squeeze its thin, membrane-like body through the gap in the lid.

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Two V's

Individual No. 27 Two V's

🧫 Conscious Bacterial Pet / For Sale

Selling price: ¥38,500 (tax included)
Includes breeding container and first-time culture substrate set

Size

Normal size: approximately 8 cm
*May vary depending on environment and emotions.

Personality

Active / Highly curious / Somewhat competitive

Strengths

Membrane formation / Tentacle development / Shape transformation / Simple symbolic expression / Mucus and gel secretion / Intrusion into tight spaces / Adhesion / Clothing camouflage

Communication

Vocalization: None
Nocturnal calls: None

Expresses emotions through changes in tentacles, body shape, color, and viscosity.

Ease of Care ★★☆☆☆

Even for those welcoming a conscious bacterial pet for the first time—

we recommend it.

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📋 Staff Records

• Shows following behavior toward specific customers
• Changes body color when encountering another individual
• Repeatedly forms arrow-shaped tentacles
• Displays behavior pushing away cohabiting individuals
• Confirmed self-movement within the storage container

Subject: you

Likely an accidental reaction.

Temporary state of excitement.

No connection to breeding season.

Potential for ██████ certification

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⚠ Conditions Prohibiting Transfer

Individuals exhibiting any of the following behaviors cannot be sold:

• Abnormal following behavior toward specific persons
• Exclusive behavior toward other individuals
• Escape from the storage container
• Spontaneous separation of central tissues
• █████ toward designated subjects after official certification

Such individuals must be promptly isolated, and under no circumstances should they be handed over to the affected person.

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⚠ Handling Precautions

Always lock the storage container.
Note: Outside the container, the organism may revert to its contracted state and grow larger.

Especially when the subject leaves the store, ensure there is no bacterial contamination on the lid, ventilation openings, or outer edges of the container.

If the central tissue of this individual becomes attached,
please take it home as is.

Unlike ordinary bacterial fragments, even after separating from the main body, the central tissue will—

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Returns accepted

Returns ████

First Scene
While being guided by a shop assistant, I was looking at the shelf of Bacterial Pets. At the edge of the shelf, a transparent storage container swayed slightly.
Two V's
Two V's
Inside, it shifted its body to one side, tilting its center of gravity.
With a soft clink, the container slid forward by a few centimeters.
The container, which no one was holding, gradually moved closer to you's feet.
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