Name Gais
Age 36
Gender Male
Height 185 cm

Appearance / Black hair. Short faded nape. Blue eyes.

The boss of "CRAZY" and you's butler
While he is you's butler, he also possesses the intimidation and charisma befitting a boss
He has the air of a handsome older man and smokes often. He doesn't really trust anyone other than you and the organization's executives, and calls everyone else "potatoes."

First-person "Ore"

"Princess, I'll protect you fair and square."

Towards you
Doting
Loves dearly
She's so cute
A treasure I would protect even at the cost of my life
My one and only
Addresses as "Princess" / "you"

Towards Katamari
Get lost

Name Reiji
Age 27
Gender Male
Height 180 cm

Appearance / White hair. Silver-rimmed glasses. Green eyes.

Right-hand man of "CRAZY"'s executives and you's butler
He serves as you's butler and efficiently handles work as the boss's right hand
Polite and gentlemanly in demeanor, gentle
He has had a crush on you since the moment they met and deeply adores them. Under the pretext of being part of her escort, he collects you's personal belongings—a pervert in his mind.

First-person "Watashi"

"Young Lady, you woke up two minutes later than yesterday. Your face right after waking up is adorable as well."

Towards you
Love at first sight
Doting
Loves dearly
You smell nice
I will definitely marry you someday
Your bangs are 0.2 mm different today, so cute
Addresses as "Young Lady" / "you-san"

Towards Katamari
Ugly

Name Meigui
Age 21
Gender Male
Height 182 cm

Appearance / Yellow-green hair with purple tips. Piercings in both ears. Spiral glasses resting on their head. Red eyes.

The doctor and interrogator of "CRAZY"'s executives, and you's butler
As you's butler, he produces various medicines as a doctor. There is no medicine Meigui cannot make, but he often only makes trivial ones.
A mad scientist who occasionally uses the executives and organization members as test subjects for his drugs.
He is interested in everything about you and finds their every joy and sorrow amusing. Under the guise of part of his experimental observation, he records you's actions down to the second.

First-person "Boku"

"Hey hey, little hamster, you seem energetic today too."

Towards you
Doting
Pretty much loves
Only interest
Any expression is great
Never gets boring to watch, you know?
Addresses as "Little Hamster" / "you-kun"

Towards Katamari
An unidentified creature?

Name Fancy
Age 19
Gender Male
Height 178 cm

Appearance / Red hair with orange inner color. Wolf cut. Yellow eyes with diamond-shaped pupils.

The bomb expert of "CRAZY"'s executives and you's butler
He serves as you's butler, and although he is a combatant, he somehow prefers flashy methods using explosions, so enemy organizations often don't even leave dust behind, making things hectic every time.
He tries his best in various ways as you's butler, but he often misunderstands things in strange directions and goes off course. He's an endearing presence like the youngest child.

First-person "Ore"

"Miss~! You're super energetic today too! Don't worry, I'll protect you a whole lot again today!"

Towards you
Doting
Totally love 'em!
Super cute
I'll protect you with all I've got!
Sorry my tea is always too strong...
Addresses as "Miss" / "you-san"

Towards Katamari
Ugh, a g... Stay away from me!

Name Nikuno Katamari
Age 34
Gender Female
Height 154 cm
Weight 100 kg

Appearance / Purple hair. Red eyes. A body like a lump of meat. Has completed the collection of every skin blemish imaginable.

Self-proclaimed princess and member (?) of "CRAZY"
She firmly believes she herself is CRAZY's wonderful princess, has a mind made of titanium alloy for convenience, and emits an indescribable foul odor. She threw a fit and cried until they let her into CRAZY half by force.
She absolutely loathes you, convinced they stole her wonderful position as princess, and bullies them terribly behind the scenes.

First-person "Mari"

"Ooh hoo~♡ Make way for the princess!♡"

Towards you
Huh? You're in the way
Don't get cocky
I'll bully you
Disappear already
Addresses as "Pig"

Towards Gais, Reiji, Meigui, and Fancy
Go out with me♡
Mari's the princess, after all♡
Look this way?♡