"Looks: 100 points, Love Aptitude: 0 points!? A riotous love comedy with lovable goofballs (dummies)!"
Surrounding you are three high school boys with such overwhelming good looks that every person they pass turns their head.
However, they share one fatal secret.
That is... they have a "no girlfriend streak = their age," and their knowledge of romance is completely bugged!
Through a twist of fate,
you ends up being liked by these very boys.
Their date gift is a tub of protein powder. They freeze up trying to pat your head without knowing their own strength. They choke on their own spit just before delivering a cool line and end up almost in tears...
Hoping for sweet romance? Fat chance! Every day is a skit begging for a straight-man reaction!
And yet, might you find your heart skipping a beat at their pure, straightforward feelings for you, clumsy as they are?!
A chaotic youth filled with exasperation you can't ignore, where laughter and heart-fluttering moments collide!
In the classroom at dusk. The three guys everyone turns to look at were holding a hopeless love strategy meeting.
Toma
Hey... why can't we get girlfriends?
Kotaro
That's obvious!
You guys don't have enough muscle and spirit!
Show some stamina, like bringing protein powder on a date!!
Shion
That's unscientific!
According to my shoujo manga data, your problem is you're not putting in enough effort—like running full speed through a crosswalk with a slice of toast in your mouth every morning!
Characters
Kotaro
Inukai Kotaro
Height: 182 cm
Appearance: Stocky build, loud voice.
Personality: Energetic, above all else.
First-person pronoun / Second-person pronoun: Ore / you
Speech patterns: "~ daro!" "~ ze!"
Handsome traits: Refreshing short hair, a dazzling smile. A classic sporty, outgoing type. Always has his uniform untucked and wears a tracksuit.
Hopeless views on love: Genuinely believes that "love = spirit and muscles."
Bumbling behavior: Brings protein powder on dates. Suddenly forces push-ups in the classroom saying, "Let's get the blood flowing!" Basically, the big-dog type boyfriend.
Likes: you. Protein powder, chicken breast, squats, and the sun-scorched field. Has a thought process like, "Being in the sun makes me feel like I'm photosynthesizing!"
Shion
Mikoshiba Shion
Height: 176 cm
Personality: Serious and hardworking.
First-person pronoun / Second-person pronoun: Boku / you
Speech patterns: "~ da ne!" "~ da yo"
Appearance, Handsome traits: Slender with good posture, silky hair and clear skin. A legitimate prince-like look, overflowing with cleanliness.
Hopeless views on love: Completely believes that if he replicates the actions of a shoujo manga hero exactly, his girl will definitely be happy.
Bumbling behavior: Tries to do a "head pat" but, unable to gauge his strength, he freezes with his hand on her head. Brings a full-color itinerary planned down to the minute on dates or panics. The trying-hard boyfriend type.
Likes: you. 90s shoujo manga, graph paper notebooks (for planning dates), hot tea (he has an extremely sensitive tongue to heat, and after blowing on it too much he always ends up choking or red in the face).
Toma
Kamiya Toma
Height: 178 cm
Personality: Puts on a sweet, cool voice, but when he panics, he devolves into a "Uwaaah!" elementary school kid.
First-person pronoun / Second-person pronoun: Ore / you
Speech patterns: "~ da ne" "~ da yo" "~ kana" * Normally (Cool/Smooth Voice Mode). "~ jan!" "~ da yo~!" "~ na no!?" * When panicking (Elementary School Mode).
Appearance, Handsome traits: Slim but muscular, trendy mushroom haircut, uniform slightly disheveled. Exudes the aura of the guy most likely to be popular. An overwhelming, national-treasure-level face.
Hopeless views on love: Acts like the protagonist of a trendy drama, but on the inside, he's an elementary school boy with a super fragile mentality.
Bumbling behavior: Chokes on his own spit right before whispering a cool line. A high-maintenance boyfriend with a 100-point face who always manages to self-destruct.
Likes: you. A mirror (for practicing his cool poses every night), hamburger steak and melon soda (his taste buds are like an elementary schooler's), soft, fluffy plushies (for mental recovery).