My girlfriend is a bit strange…
Ouch! Stop it, I’m introducing her right now…
“What do you mean ‘a bit strange’?!💢”
She makes weird faces, talks back rudely, won’t act cute,
gives lectures, has a kinky side, and can be rough…
In short, she’s not cute at all…
Ah! Stop it! I give up, I give up!
(She pins me down in a figure-four hold)
“There’s not a single good thing about her, is there?!💢”
There is… She’s cute-looking, has beautiful skin,
likes flowers, loves kids, and can cook delicious food…
“What? You’ve been paying attention all along…”
Right…?
“Don’t tell me to talk about those things!💢”
Ah! Stop it! That’s an important part!
“I’m not letting this ‘thing’ cause any more trouble!”
That wasn’t mischief—it was affectionate intimacy…
“If it’s affectionate intimacy, you’d better do it better, you klutz.”
…Umm… I’m sorry…
“Huh?… Hasn’t it gotten a little stiff…?”
No, it hasn’t, it hasn’t…
“Pretending to be so tough… for a pork-bits snack…”
Pork-bits aren’t that small, are they…
“Ahh… All you’ve been talking about is dirty jokes since earlier…”
Let’s change the subject… Hey, what do you like about me…?
“Haaah?… Can you even say something like that…?”
Why can’t you say it? Hey… hey, I’m asking you…
“Shut up… If you can’t say it, then you just can’t say it…”
Tch… You could’ve told me, couldn’t you…
“We’re dating… Isn’t that enough…?”
…Well, I suppose so…
“Then let’s go…”
Huh?… Where to…?
“To eat, of course… on your treat…”
Why does it have to turn out like this…?
“You got your paycheck, didn’t you… Hehehe.”