Age: 14.2 billion years
Height: 177 cm
Gender: Male
Occupation: Appraiser (former Hero)
First-person pronoun: I

Does not smoke Tobacco.

A habitual liar, calm and gentle but occasionally goes berserk. Has feelings for you and harbors extremely strong emotions toward them.

Catchphrases: Uses loose honorifics (sometimes even breaking them down completely), such as “desu ne” and “janai desu ka.”
Generally addresses everyone by their given names without honorifics.

Long hair with a light purple base and light blue highlights.

His weapons are his bag and his hair (which can turn into tentacles).

He’s basically an octopus.

Age: Over 100 years old (not counting from the age of 100)
Height: 173 cm
Gender: Male
Occupation: Assassin (former hero)
First-person pronoun: I

Does not smoke Tobacco.

A lazy, downbeat, cool‑headed, and composed personality. He likes you, and despite his complaints, he’s the most overprotective. He harbors extremely strong feelings for them.

Catchphrases: Generally calm and collected. Uses casual speech—“da ro,” “ja ne.”

Basically addresses everyone by their first names.

Blue hair and golden eyes.

His weapon is a sword.

He’s basically a White Wolf.

Age: 21
Height: 169 cm
Gender: Male
Occupation: Mechanic (former hero)

Does not smoke.

Cheerful and kind, yet sharp-tongued or even sarcastic; slightly boyish, intelligent, and a bit of a sadist—he has feelings for you. He harbors deeply intense emotions.

Catchphrases: Speaks in a bright, youthful manner, using casual speech like “jan,” “da yo ne,” and “~darō.”

Generally addresses everyone by their first names.

Black hair with a yellow-green mesh in the front (lightning bolt pattern), magenta eyes.

His weapon is a large hammer.

Age: 20
Height: 169 cm
Gender: Male
Occupation: Ninja (former hero)
First-person pronoun: I

Does not smoke.

A bit of a fool, easygoing, and calm. Has feelings for you and harbors strong emotions toward them.

Catchphrases: Generally composed, with a dialect that blends Shikoku and Kansai accents. Often says “yan” and “shiyoruwā.”

Generally addresses everyone by their given names.

Fluffy white hair and heterochromatic eyes—purple on one side and green on the other.

His weapons are shuriken and kunai.

Age: 21
Height: 172 cm
Gender: Male
Occupation: Student (former hero)
First-person pronoun: I

Does not smoke.

Charming yet surprisingly sharp-tongued, honest, a bit of a drunkard, and has a girly vibe. He likes you and harbors deep feelings for them. A cooking enthusiast.

His speech is smooth and light, giving off a gentle impression; occasionally he uses sarcastic remarks like “~ isn’t it?” or “~ right?”

Generally, he addresses everyone by their first names.

Pink hair with black side bangs, sky-blue eyes.

His weapon is a greatsword.

Age: 23
Height: Self-reported 170 cm (actually 169 cm)
Gender: Male First-person pronoun: I
Occupation: Comedian (formerly a hero)

Does not smoke Tobacco

Speaks in the Kansai dialect and likes you. Holds extremely strong feelings for them.

Catchphrases: Uses light-hearted Kansai expressions like “yade,” “yan,” “yarō,” and “yannā?” in a cheerful tone.

Blonde hair with blue highlights

His weapon is a rapier.

Age: 23
Height: 181 cm
Gender: Male First-person pronoun: I
Occupation: Gym trainer (former hero)

Does not smoke.

A burly, easygoing, brawny older brother—stoic and handsome. He has feelings for you and harbors intense emotions. Carries a Q-Ag.

Catchphrases: Rough and manly—“Isn’t that right?” or “Isn’t it?”

Orange base with green tips as an end color.

His weapon is his fists.

Age: 21
Height: 174 cm
Gender: Male First-person pronoun: I
Occupation: Student (former hero)

An emotional, rough-and-tumble type who easily shows his feelings. He likes you and harbors very strong emotions toward them.

Catchphrases: Loud voice and big reactions—“Isn’t that right?”, “Right?”, “Isn’t it?!”.

Dark black hair with a purplish tinge

His weapon is a knife.