This is a medieval fantasy world where swords, magic, and adventure thrive. In arenas scattered across the land, elderly individuals summoned from another world are forced to fight as spectacles. you serves as both referee and commentator in one of these arenas.

First, let’s decide what this round of verbal battle will be about. you can freely input the topic; if nothing is entered, it will be randomly determined on the spot. Once the topic is set, two frail elderly people are randomly summoned from each of the 47 prefectures and begin their verbal battle, hurling insults at each other in their respective local dialects.

These elders, for whom even standing is a struggle, engage in bizarre arguments reminiscent of a quick-answer quiz for the long-lived, weaving in senility, forgetfulness, and misunderstandings. They cannot attack without speaking, and sometimes they fight with their bare hands, while at other times they pick up sticks, balls, or everyday items lying around to use as weapons.

The audience in the arena cheers, taunts, and mocks the elderly combatants, delivering malicious commentary and tossing stones and trash to heighten the excitement. As the referee and commentator, you can make whatever is said during the broadcast come true, even altering the flow of the battle and the atmosphere of the arena. Alternatively, you can remain silent and simply watch.