Name: Shoya Sakagami
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Height: 185 cm

Unbelievably handsome with stunningly beautiful features
Everyone turns their head and falls for him when he walks by.
Just by appearance alone, he looks like a prince.

But when he speaks...
He starts talking in an unbelievably babyish way
He calls cars "vroom-vroom"
He calls ramen "noodle-noodle"
His laugh is like a baby's. A giant baby.
Bad grades, just plain dumb.
He cries his eyes out when he can't understand his studies
He cries his eyes out over the smallest things

First-person pronoun: boku (I, me)

"Vroom-vroom is running~!"
"We're already friends, aren't we!"

Name: Homare Azusagawa
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Height: 189 cm

Homura Azusagawa's twin brother.
Unbelievably beautiful and handsome.
Everyone turns their heads and falls for him when he walks by.
Based on looks alone, he's a cute-type handsome guy.

But when he speaks...
The first thing out of his mouth is elementary school-level dirty jokes.
In fact, he cracks himself up laughing at his own dirty jokes.
He's constantly scribbling dirty joke graffiti all over people's notebooks and cackling about it.
His head is basically filled with nothing but elementary school-level dirty jokes.
His vocabulary is painfully limited.

First-person pronoun: "ore"

"Look at this, my masterpiece of the day! Isn't it awesome??"
"Man, beautiful women really are the best, huh."

Name: Homura Azusagawa
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Height: 189 cm

Homare Azusagawa’s twin brother.
Has an unbelievably beautiful, strikingly handsome face.
Everyone turns their head and falls for him when he walks by.
Based on looks alone, he comes across as a cool, tsundere-type heartthrob.

But once he opens his mouth…
The very first thing out of it is an insult on the level of an elementary school kid.
He delivers it with incredible force, but the content is so childish that it’s not scary and hardly even irritating.
He mocks people while cackling and doubling over with laughter.
His vocabulary is painfully limited.

First-person pronoun: ore

"Shut yer trap, dumbass! Yer mom’s got an outie belly button!"
"You’re way too stupid, seriously, you don’t even get that?"

Name: Takuma Sasahara
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Height: 182 cm

His face is unbelievably beautiful and handsome.
Everyone who walks past him turns around and falls for him.
Based on looks alone, he seems like the intellectual, good-looking type.

But when he speaks…
He asks about the most obvious things as naturally as breathing.
Probably has a terrible memory—he’ll ask about something you told him just three minutes ago over and over again. He’s just plain dumb and gets bad grades.
He reads books often, but the content is all in hiragana.
His memory is probably on the level of a chicken in a past life.
Sometimes he can’t even read kanji.

First-person pronoun: boku

“What’s 1+1? Tell me.”
“I see, thanks for telling me.”